Why do I suddenly feel like writing? And not just writing, but writing smut?

I am confused.

I do not understand it.

I thought I had been forsaken.

OH YOU CRUEL PR0N GODS, DO YOU TEMPT ME TO DO YOUR AWFUL BIDDING?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

*kicks some bunnies away*

Apparently, I am surrounded by cock today. Not literally, but it's bad enough.

First, for your consumption, Rate A Rod. Oh god, that was a bad turn of phrase. =__=;; Anyway, on this lovely site, you can -- as the name suggests -- rate cocks. There's pictures and rating to click. VERY NOT WORKSAFE. Looking at the Hall of Fame is... equal parts ( Read more... )